- during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
- during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
Canada’s Olympic and Paralympic teams dance to Pharrell Williams - ‘Happy’ featuring, (in no order) / Danse des équipes olympique et paralympique sur la chanson « Happy » de Pharrell Williams mettant en vedette (pas en ordre d’apparition)
Tessa Virtue, Denny Morrison, Gilmore Junio, Patrick Chan, Mikaël Kingsbury, Marie-Philip Poulin, Arianne Jones, Mercedes Nicoll, Haley Irwin, Kim Lamarre, Dominique Maltais, Rebecca Johnston, Geneviève Lacasse, Michelle Salt, Paige Lawrence, Gabrielle Daleman, Eric Radford, Tristan Walker, Kevin Reynolds, Kaitlyn Weaver, Andrew Poje, Alexandra Paul, Mitchell Islam, Dylan Moscovitch, Charles Hamelin, Marianne St-Gelais, Atsuko Tanaka, Taylor Henrich, Matthew Rowley, Dara Howell, Marielle Thompson, Marsha Hudey, François Hamelin, Valérie Maltais, Keltie Hansen, Roz Groenewoud, Justin Snith, Kaillie Humphries, Jennifer Jones, Dawn McEwen, Jill Officer, Kaitlyn Lawes, Kirsten Wall, Brad Spence, Chandra Crawford, Kimberley McRae, Natalie Spooner, Eric Neilson, John Fennell, Jean-Luc Brassard, France St-Louis and other members of the Sochi 2014 Olympic and Paralympic Teams / et d’autres membres des équipes olympique et paralympique de 2014 à Sotchi.
With special appearances by Calgary mayor / Avec la participation spéciale du maire de Calgary Naheed Nenshi, as well as / ainsi que Justin Trudeau, George Stroumboulopoulos and / et Komak.
“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
"I will rip your fucking throat out"
I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY